I didn't want to be VP anyway
VP is for losers

'Cuz I'm mean enough, I'm lean enough, and dammit BILL! People Fear Me!

It's OK, it happens to every Evil Overlord sooner or later.
Maybe it's just stress.

Remember, I'm bad enough, I mad enough, and gosh-darnit, people fear me.

Theme Songs are important! (It's OK to steal someone else's. Remember, you're EVIL)

I can't decide whether you should live or die ( Read more... )

Yes, it's true my parents actually did/do love me and
Yes, most people actually *do* understand me

but... that's O K I can reject all that

because I'm bad enough, I'm mad enough, and gosh, darnit, people fear me!

I accept that my political machine is broken
I accept that my politicians won't stay bought

but at least I'm not the one who fucked up Iraq

It's OK that my plans have failed...AGAIN.
It's OK that I had to kill my minions and buy new cloning equipment.
I *will* bounce back.

'cuz I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darnit, people *fear* me.

I have a confession to make ( Read more... )